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"I think
it was one evening last week; it all seems a blur now", began
Mr. X. "I remember settling down to bed with my mug of Horlicks
as usual, it was about 8:15 pm, when I heard these strange
knawing sounds from downstairs." He paused for a while, staring
into his cup of strong, black cofffee that he was cradling
in both hands. "I didn't think much of it at the time. If
only I had investigated further, perhaps it could have all
been prevented."
"Anyway,
the next morning I discovered the horrific scene. My rabbit
(as yet an unproven alegation) had nibbled its way through
the power supply cable of my laptop!" Mr. X immediately acted
correctly and called the local police in to investiage.
Later
we were able to get the following statement from PC Plod,
a local law enforcement officer, who was handling the case:
"In all my years on the force I have never seen an incident
like it. The public need to realise that these creatures,
for a long time viewed in this country as harmless pets, can
in fact prove to be a real danger. They need to be watched
closely - take note of their comings and goings, who they
hang about with and in particular watch out for any changes
in behaviour patterns."
This seems
to be wise advice. Take this sad tale as a warning - the next
time it could be you!
By our
roving reporter Martin Copeland
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